Horoscopes

I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
I’m a child
I’m a mother
I’m a sinner
I’m a saint
And I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell
I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

Just when you think you’ve got me figured out
The season’s already changing…

Your soundtrack for Gemini Season is Bitch by Meredith Brooks, listen here on YouTube.

Gemini is the sign of the twins. The sign of opposites. The sign of duality. The sign of more than duality… of multiplicity. Gemini is multifaceted. Gemini is also the sign of the splits in identity that we all have (whether we have Gemini placements or not). Gemini is the sign of social flexibility. We all are the Bitch AND the Lover.

If you want to learn more about the significations of Jupiter in Aries, click here to read my musings on Jupiter in Aries. Venus has already entered Aries on May 2nd (and will stay there till May 28th). So the horoscopes below may already resonate a bit, as Venus paves the way for Jupiter who enters on May 10th / 11th (exact date depends on your location).

Your soundtrack for Jupiter in Aries: Stages by Adi Oasis. Listen here on YouTube.
I think the lyrics are very Jupiter in Aries, and I think the videoclip is actually quite Venus in Aries. I discovered Adi Oasis via my astrologer friend and saxophone player Paula, who lives in New York but is also coming for a tour to Europe with Nick Waterhouse (join me as I go to their concert May 30th in Berlin together with my astrology friend Gwen who lives in Berlin, I’m so excited!). I’ve been spamming Adi Oasis loudly on Instagram the past week. Last Tuesday I saw Adi Oasis live, in my city Utrecht. She was really really good! The band too! The setting was small and the tickets were cheap, as Adi is still upcoming. The intimacy was so pleasant! Though they definitely deserved a bigger stage. I had the best time dancing in my tight-fitted seventies denim jumpsuit also wearing white boots with high heels and a pink velvet bag and huge silver earrings (my outfit probably sounds hysterical, but it was actually quite sophisticated, and I felt pretty damn cool and sexy). Venus had just entered Aries the day before and I was enjoying the cosmic vibes and my bold sense of fashion. I think it’s because of the seventies vibes of Adi and my outfit that I thought of this photo of Farrah Fawcett as I was brainstorming about possible pictures for this horoscope article. This photo speaks Jupiter in Aries to me so much!

These horoscopes are valid for the week leading up to and the week after the New Moon in Aries that occurs on April 1st 08.24 am CET / 02.24 am ET.

The horoscopes are written in affirmation style.

The horoscopes are written for your rising sign and Sun sign. If you don’t know your rising sign, follow the instructions on this page to figure it out or book a consultation with me. 

The horoscopes are listed from Aries – Pisces.

Do Not Love Half Lovers – Kahlil Gibran

Do not love half lovers
Do not entertain half friends
Do not indulge in works of the half talented
Do not live half a life and do not die a half death
If you choose silence, then be silent
When you speak, do so until you are finished
Do not silence yourself to say something
And do not speak to be silent
If you accept, then express it bluntly
Do not mask it
If you refuse then be clear about it
for an ambiguous refusal
is but a weak acceptance
Do not accept half a solution
Do not believe half truths
Do not dream half a dream
Do not fantasize about half hopes
Half a drink will not quench your thirst
Half a meal will not satiate your hunger
Half the way will get you no where
Half an idea will bear you no results
Your other half is not the one you love
It is you in another time yet in the same space
It is you when you are not
Half a life is a life you didn’t live,
A word you have not said
A smile you postponed
A love you have not had
A friendship you did not know
To reach and not arrive
Work and not work
Attend only to be absent
What makes you a stranger to them closest to you
and they strangers to you
The half is a mere moment of inability
but you are able for you are not half a being
You are a whole that exists
to live a life not half a life